Monday, 16 October 2017

Best 45 Funny Birthday Wishes : Quotes Messages and Sayings

Funny Birthday Wishes : Every one will have fun in their life. Isn't!!! Here we have provided you the beautiful collection of Funny Birthday Wishes. Choose the best one and send it to your loved one and make them fun.
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Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes Messages Sayings

1. Two Tips on your birthday. 1. Forget the past, you can't change it 2. Forget the present; I didn't get you one

2. Birthdays are good for your health studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

3. Smile only until teeth are visible. Happy Birthday.

4. Happy Birthday I did not know what to get you for your birthday 'cause as your age it usually depends

5. Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday

Hilarious Birthday Wishes

6. The older you get the better you get.Unless you are a cookie.

7. Remember age gets better with wine. Happy Birthday

8. They say that with age comes wisdom. I'm not so sure. I've met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you're not one of them

9. Dear Friend, have you ever wondered why I've kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets! Happy Birthday.

10. For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

Hilarious Birthday Quotes

11. It's never too late to be what you want to be... unless you want to be younger, then you're screwed. 

12. There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one. May you grow wiser this year. Happy Birthday

13. Happy Birthday! Yes, we've reached that age.. when every compliment we get is usually followed by "for your age". 

14. Happy Birthday babe! Don't worry about getting older. We're still gonna do dump shit, only slower.

15. Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

Short and Funny Birthday Wishes

16. Happy Birthday I picked out a nice present for you 

17. Happy Birthday to one of few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder 

18. You're older. You're wiser. You're sophisticated you're far too mature to be concerned with materialistic things like presents.

19. Another year older, but still looking Marvelous! Happy Birthday.

20. Two tips on your birthday. 1)Forget the past, you can't change it. 2) forget the present, I didn't get you one.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

21. With age comes new skills... you can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time!

22. It's never too late to be what you want to be unless you want to be younger, then you're screwed.

23. May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.

24. Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That's me. And to you a very happy birthday

25. Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook Page.

Crazy Funny Birthday Wishes

26. Happy Birthday to someone I hope is still my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other birthdays.

27. It's been scientifically proven that those who have more birthdays live longer.

28. You think age is a funny thing? wait till you look at yourself in the mirror. Happy Birthday

29. Happy Birthday on your birthday I would like to give you some words of wisdom! Smile while you still have teeth.

30. They say love is all you need. So I forgot to buy you a birthday present. Happy Birthday

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

31. I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Happy Birthday

32. Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick ass birthday

33. Your birthday means so much to me I've taken time out of doing nothing to send this.

34. May you live to be old and toothless. Happy Birthday

35. Happy Birthday! you know you're getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Adults

36. On your birthday. A few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday

37. Happy Birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be realted to.

38. The most effective way to remember you wife's birthday is to forget it once.

39. Hope you have a Happy Birthday. God knows I never get to have cake.

40. Better to be a year older than a month late! Happy Birthday

Funny Birthday Wishes for your Best Friend

41. Wow.. Don't you look all set, to monkey around and have loads of fun! Hope you do just that! Happy Birthday

42. I see a little more of me in you with each passing year. Happy Birthday

43. Wishing an ex-girlfriend on her birthday is something that I never thought I would do but I just couldn't help it when it was a person as sweet as you. Happy Birthday

44. When you blow out the candles, make sure your dentures don't wind up in the cake.

45. Your dreams are your own never let them give up keep sleeping enjoy your sleep may all your wishes come true.

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