Funny Birthday wishes ideas

Finding the perfect funny birthday wishes to write in a card or as a message can be tough. You want the message to be funny but you also don't want to offend the person either. You should consider the type of person you are sending it to. For example you may not want to send anything to rude or suggestive to your older grandmother, young cousin or younger brother and sister.

 

Whether it is for your loved one, friend or family, you may want them to see how thoughtful you have been with a really rememberable personal message.

 

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For men

 

"Don't worry about the past, it can't be changed.

Don't worry about the future, its not set yet.

Don't worry about the present. I forgot to get you one."

"There are 2 types of men that don't understand women, single men and married men."

 

for over 50s

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Time has slipped away a bit now but you still feel as young as you ever have. You are only half way through life's journey the best bits are yet to come. These quotes and messages are for those loved ones, friends and family at the ripe and tender age of 50 :)

 

"We've started to light the candles on your cake. The fire extinguishers have been primed."

"You think you are old? You're not old... you were old last year, this year you're ancient."

 "Don't forget to wear you sunglasses when they serve your cake."

"Count your blessings not your wrinkles."

"The worlds best kept secret, your real age."

"You are now at that wonderful age where your back goes out more than you do."

"You know you're over the hill when the only gift you would like for your birthday is to not be reminded of it."

"Getting old is all in your head. If only there was a way to stop it spreading to the rest of your body."

"Don't worry I'm not going to make any jokes about your age because I truly feel bad about how old you are."

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle". --Bob Hope -

 

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30s

The 30s a time to reminisce about your 20s and being so youthful. Now you have to stay positive you aren't in your 40s just yet. Tell all those loved ones how much you mean to them with some heart warming funny messages.

"You are only young once but you can be immature for ever."

Today is a very special day because someone awesome and brilliant was born on this day! No, it is not you. Maybe it will be you next time.

 

Happy birthday and congratulations to your 10th anniversary of your 10th birthday.

 

40s

These messages are for your friends or family that have reached the milestone of 40 years young. They say life begins at 40. You know you are getting to that special time when all your birthday wishes have something to with age.

"Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times"  -.Helen Rowland -

"The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate 25 year old men" - Colleen McCullough

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."- Father Larry Lorenzoni

Rude

"Your only as young as the woman you feel"

 

 

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